welcome new bloggers!

On behalf of our blogging staff, I'd like to welcome our two newest bloggers: Maxwell Weiss and Christopher Chang. They're excited to begin this whole ordeal, as am I. But bare with us; these next few weeks will be rough as we feel out and ultimately determine the path that this site will walk. Let's hope we don't fuck it up like every other endeavor we've attempted up to this point. And with that, I'm out.

Meet the Bloggers

Meet our newest member Parker Caldwell. He grew up in the small town of Norwich NY, where the population doubles whenever a minivan passes through. Like many Norwegians, he had a happy childhood within the confines of his styrofoam padded room. His name comes from a long line of Caldwellians and as we break down the etymology, it gives us a glimpse into what this wonderful man/child is like. Firstly, the name Park is defined by urban dictionary as someone who has a large penis and gets a lot of ladies. A wonderful misnomer to be sure. His last name, unfortunately, is trickier to define. However, when we break it down the word well comes up. A well is a cesspool of nasty malaria water and that describes Parker exactly. Now that we have personally become aquainted with Parker's long and illustrious life, we can finally move on with our lives.

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Good Bye Blog Virginity

Were virgins. we've never been penetrated by the blog. Like most bloggers were in it because we feel that our opinions are much better than yours and we want you to hang on to our every word. Our insights will delight your eyes and tickle your brain. So sit back shut the hell up and please enjoy.