Meet the Bloggers

Meet our newest member Parker Caldwell. He grew up in the small town of Norwich NY, where the population doubles whenever a minivan passes through. Like many Norwegians, he had a happy childhood within the confines of his styrofoam padded room. His name comes from a long line of Caldwellians and as we break down the etymology, it gives us a glimpse into what this wonderful man/child is like. Firstly, the name Park is defined by urban dictionary as someone who has a large penis and gets a lot of ladies. A wonderful misnomer to be sure. His last name, unfortunately, is trickier to define. However, when we break it down the word well comes up. A well is a cesspool of nasty malaria water and that describes Parker exactly. Now that we have personally become aquainted with Parker's long and illustrious life, we can finally move on with our lives.